1. What is your favorite drink?
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Vodka |
Whiskey |
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Don Perignon |
Beer |
2. Have you ever punched a guy and thus started a riot because he wanted to take your picture?
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Yes! |
No |
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I just stand on stage with my head down, man. |
I've punched several. No riots, though. |
3. How many instruments do you play?
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One- the guitar |
Two- piano and guitar |
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I'm Prince, I can play the bass, the guitar, drums, the maraccas, and I can sing. |
I can't really play anything. I just sit there and look pretty. |
4. When your neighbors complain about your stereo volume, do you smash wine bottles on their heads and threaten them with chicken bones?
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Yeah, I live right next door to Hell. |
Ummm, no, I turn it down. |
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That's odd. |
My next door neighbor is Madonna. |
4. How do you pose for a photo shoot?
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I give 'em my best uninterested look. |
Ummm, I'm usually to drunk to pose. They have to prop me up so I don't fall over. |
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I usually just do what the photographer tells me to. |
I smile like a goon. |
5. Who do you date?
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Porn Stars |
Models |
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My childhood sweetheart... among others... |
Whoever gives me the time of day. |
6. What are you addicted to?
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Heroin |
Liquor |
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Cocaine |
Cigarettes |
7. What color is your hair?
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Platinum Blonde |
Brown |
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Red |
I need to wash it. |
8. How many times have you been married?
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Once |
Twice |
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Thrice |
Nevah |
9. What's your favorite song?
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Rolling Stones- "Satisfaction" |
Ramones- "Judy Is A Punk" |
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Elton John- "I'm Still Standing" |
AC/DC- "Highway To Hell" |
10. If you were to have an ailment, what would it be?
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Manic-Depressive |
Liver Failure |
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Stroke |
I've OD'd and almost died a few times. Other than that, I'm as healthy as a cat. |
11. Who is your favorite other 'rock star'?
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Elton John |
Michael Jackson |
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Sid Vicious |
Keith Richards |
12. How many times have you been to jail?
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Once or twice, nothing major. |
Nevah |
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Oh, between 20 and 30 times. |
I'm a wannabe rock n' roller, I don't do anything bad. :_( |
13. What is your family like?
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My step-father is David Bowie. |
I have 9 brothers and sisters, and I'm from Seattle. |
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We're just a typical family from Cleveland, Ohio. |
My family is F'd up. My dad is a jesus freak, my mom is a whore, but my brother and sister are fine. |
14. If your fellow bandmates were to fire you because of your excessive drug use, what would you do?
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I'd sue them! They gave me the drugs! |
Sucks to be them, I own the rights to the name. Muahahaha! |
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Ahhh, shucks, they wouldn't do something like that. |
I'd join my old band. |
15. What's your favorite TV show?
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South Park |
A Dating Story |
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Rendevoux Theatre |
VH1's Where Are They Now? |
16. What kind of pets do you have?
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Cats |
Dogs |
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Snakes |
Birds |
17. Have you ever gotten in a verbal altercation with Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love?
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Yes, because they're junkies. I really don't like junkies. |
No, why would I? Isn't he dead anyways? |
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No, but that was embarassing. Don't remind me. |
I don't care much for him, but what they do is their business. |
18. And finally... What do you do if someone throws a bottle at you while you're onstage?
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I keep going. That's what it's all about. |
I throw a temper tantrum and stop the concert until the motherfucker turns himself in. |
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I'm pissed, I say a few curse words, but nothing major. |
I'm just glad it hit me and not Axl. |
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